Artemy

A handsome cream colored cat beloved by the audience of Vaush, despite being a rampant fascist with a penchant for establishing lebensraum within the Kochinski household under the guise of orange superiority. There have been rumors Artemy is a CIA plant.

Artemy is a massive floppus

Chat loses it when he brings Artemy in

by Gelatenousfelines888 February 3, 2021

Artemy

Artemy à Guy who many people think is awesome makes videos and watches them likes to learn new things but has a dark secret no one knows of

Man that guy is so Artemy

by Gejeinekcy June 6, 2018

Artemy

A person with a micro penis

Yo whos that dude with a small penis?

Oh thats just artemy nevermind

by Artemy is gay February 15, 2022

Artemy Burakh

1. A Russian surgeon from a small town in the Russian Steppe who also specializes in haruspicy
2. The man who famously said “GO ONION! I NEED TO COLLECT THE TOOLS!”
3. One of the 3 playable fictional characters in Pathologic Classic HD.

“Who was that character from that video game with the funny translation?” “Artemy Burakh.”

by BeanLover69 January 14, 2024

Junkular Artery

Another way to refer to the male genitalia.

I just got kicked in my junkular artery! I'm in pain!

by SlkRk11 November 17, 2013

Artem

A very unique and mysterious person. Not very well known. Somewhere from Europe Ukraine/Russia. Shows equal energy and can be your greatest friend or your worst enemy. A kind person who tends to put people infront of himself and that tends to be a killer trait because it can cause him to forget about treating himself. Overall a great person to be around, knows how to shine light on situations that are difficult and can be anything you want him to be. What you see is what you get;)

do you know who artem is?

by Pheonix980 September 10, 2020

Artem

A very cold and intimidating person at first, but he’s pretty funny when you get to know him. He’s also a very weird person who likes joking around and messing with people. He’s a pretty good artist, and he loves to play video games; especially FPS. At times, he has this weird bloodlust. He also really likes anime, and used to be such a big Weeb. He also has a bush on top of his head, for hair. He can be both an angel and a demon. He can be quiet and anxious sometimes, but that’s okay. He’s sensitive, but not weak. He’s very strong and scary, but he’s also pretty cute and kind. Under all of his layers, he’s got a heart of gold.

Damn, Artem’s got a huge penis.

by LilacLeaf May 11, 2021