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Absera

A beautiful, sweet girl who has a great sense of humor and knowledge. She makes friends easily and stays close with them. If everybody had an Absera, the world would be filled with smiles.
Oh, those kids are laughing at a joke, it must be Absera!
by elyse666 September 22, 2011
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Absera

A Habesha guy who sets the gold standard for kindness and compassion, leaving everyone in awe of his genuine niceness.
Bob forgot his umbrella, but his Absera level was so high that he turned raindrops into confetti for everyone around him.

At the bakery, Absera paid for his order and the next 10 people in line, unintentionally causing a pastry pay-it-forward frenzy.
by florabytes August 7, 2023
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abstractionist

An advocate of ideas rather than the people which create an sustain the ideas, as exemplified by those who advocate Western culture (philosophy, law and order, economy, civility, morals, etc.) without advocating for Westernkind.
"He/She loves Hegelian thought, but has no interest in recapturing our destiny as a people. He/She is an Abstractionist."
by wellbeing advocate August 22, 2020
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Abstract Expressionism

- noun
an “artistic” movement reflective of post-WWII America’s industrial dominance. Just as GM was able to slap together shitty cars & dump them on the “free” world, American "artists" figured they could slap any shit they wanted onto a canvas & declare it artistically "relevant". As the philosopher P.T. Barnum observed, a sucker’s born every minute, & so the shit sold.

A major reason these artists sucked was they couldn’t stay inside the lines. They side-stepped this seeming career-killer by ignoring the lines & marketing themselves as rebellious, anarchic, idiosyncratic & nihilistic which explains A LOT about why the “art” looks the way it does… when you set out to paint shit, you end up with art that looks like shit.

Eventually the art world caught on to the scam, forcing the “artistes” to rebrand themselves as trailblazers in other bogus schools like “Post-painterly Abstraction”, “Color Field Painting”, “Lyrical Abstraction”, “Action Painting”, “Minimal Art”, “Post-minimalism”, & eventually some crap labeled "Neo-expressionism", a style so insignificant it barely escaped the late-70s. Given the paucity of talent in the artists who inspired them (e.g., Amedeo Modigliani, Max Jacob) it’s no wonder their works have the aesthetic appeal of a dog’s breakfast. Truth be told, most were frustrated poseurs who couldn't handle composition & perspective, & burned out on cocaine in the 70s to escape their anger at just missing the free-love movement of the 60s.
Chip: Hey, Dale. I didn’t know Hunter S. Thompson did Abstract Expressionism painting… hope you didn’t spend much on that piece of crap you hung in the foyer.

Dale: I’ll have you know that’s a Michael Petroni… one of Neo-expressionism’s finest artistes!

Chip: If that’s the good stuff, save me from the rest of it. And hang that monstrosity somewhere else, like the attic.
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Kevin Abstract

Best gay rapper of all time. Also founded the best boyband since One Direction, Brockhampton
Kevin Abstract doesn’t fuck with white boys unless they’re Jaden Walker.
by Princess October August 21, 2018
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Abstragon

An abstract dragon.

Also the name of an art piece done by Dracotic...
I'm not sure if it's just a blob or a dragon...must be an abstragon...
by Dracotic August 18, 2007
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abstract algebra

Thank God we have abstract algebra to know integers are only a group under addition.
by Therm May 22, 2010
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