better a smartass than a dumbass

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quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

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what a dumbass

the thing you say when your scrolling though random definitions on the urban dictionary and you see some asshole

saying “why are you looking this up in the urban dictionary anyway? weirdo.”

human: sees a definition that includes “what are you doing looking up dick in here you dick!” what a dumbass *proceeds to airstrike the guys house*

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs October 20, 2023

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National hug a dumbass day

August 17th is national hug a dumbass, that's all you need to know

:D) smiley with a double chin
Have fun on national hug a dumbass day

by Loki's Lover November 14, 2019

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Shannon is a dumbass day

Every year on August 31st, tell a friend/colleague/person you went to school with for a couple years before you moved/ enemy named Shannon that they are a dumbass.

Oh hey, it's August 31st. You're a dumbass, Shannon. You know, because it's Shannon is a dumbass day.

by dumassday August 30, 2020

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Kick A Dumbass Day

Every day on the 9th of November, anybody that has ever done anything to annoy you is done for. You have permission to kick them multiple times.

"Y'know, Brandon is really pissing me off today!" Exclaimed Johnny
"No worries mate, its November 9th. Go kick him" Replied Alistair
"I am allowed to!?" Asked Johnny
"Well yeah it is Kick A Dumbass Day!"

by Thy British Bias November 6, 2020