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to catch a pervert

a MSNBC Dateline show where host Chris Hansen, a team of decoys disguised as underage youth, a hidden camera crew and law enforcement personnel. They have an elaborate scheme bordering on entrapment where they set out to reel in perverted adult men trying to hook up online, then in person with underage youth.
That guy last night on "to catch a pervert" really started crying when they tackled and handcuffed him. Hansen, the crew, and the cops were lovin' it! They know he's gonna get pounded every day for 20 years by his cell mates. I don't mean just beat down-he's gonna have a sore butt.
to catch a pervert by busterboner August 31, 2009

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn 

Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

A sick perverted motherfucker 

When someone unfollows you on instagram.
You saw that Michael unfollowed us. Yes he’s a sick perverted motherfucker

A brain break to perversion 

Mentally escaping to intense sexual fantasies.
I was so stressed , I need to take a brain break to perversion to relax.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026