a melon

Another word for a head

I was shot in the the melon and now my melon hurts.

by Anarchy September 28, 2003

Microwave a Melon

To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).

I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.

by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006

hatch a melon

When you and your lads want to watch the good stuff

Come on mate let's go and hatch a melon

by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017

I me be a melon!

When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!

man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*

by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005

wanting a melon dip

When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.

Jason: Damn! Jessica has some big tits!
Colton: Yeah, I feel like I’m wanting a melon dip

by periodwithtrans April 4, 2023

drop a melon

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.

"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"

by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025

peeled a nigga melon

When you suck a nigga dick so hard that tomato paste flies out that dick hole while u squeeze ur shawtys nipples and give her that dirty Chewbacca until she sounds like a snail and dies

Hey vlad, did you peeled a nigga melon today?
Sure did! Sniped his ass out the heli!

by Homesickle redd January 6, 2021