Bob Saget in a leather jacket 

Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.

Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?

Bro: What are you talking about?

Best Bro: Nope, I did that.

Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!

Bob Saget in a leather jacket by Ifknizzle October 25, 2011

Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)

oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

Hob schlob on a bob knob by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010

bob saget who killed and raped a girl in 1990 

BOB SAGET KILLED AND RAPED A GIRL IN 1990 is a well known song on russian social site VK it sometimes(rarely) appears on facebook.Its about a comic artist who once was accused of RAPING AND KILLING A GIRL IN 1990 despite being homosexual.

bob saget who killed and raped a girl in 1990

bob saget who killed and raped a girl in 1990 by Bob SaLove you April 24, 2017

Sheesh-a-bob

Whatever.

(Two friends can use this to agree or as a response to an extremely boring story!)

"... and then she did that, which I could not BELIEVE, and I was like SO MAD..."
"Sheesh-abob!"

or

"Sheesh -"
"I refuse to 'abob' that 'sheesh'!"

Sheesh-a-bob by Natalia April 14, 2004

a sponge bob

When 28 guys cum on a sponge and throw it at a unsuspected passer buy

Hey guys let's give that dude a sponge bob!

a sponge bob by Jon reilley October 26, 2013

A sponge bob

a truth teller

easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)

sponge bobs don't Die.

I enjoy being "A Sponge Bob"
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.

A sponge bob by UnoYoko February 12, 2022

Took a shit on Bob 

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

Took a shit on Bob by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023