Shrek 

The sexiest man alive. You will never see a hotter looking specimen in your life.

Fuck, I jizzed in my pants after I looked at Shrek again.

Shrek by Niggertœs October 16, 2019

shrek 

Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.

girl: omg his dick is HUGE
girl#2: his name must be shrek

shrek by C3T6 November 20, 2019

Shrek 

The hottest, sexiest, terrific ogre you will ever know of. He got the largest dick with the average of 22 cm. If Shrek asked you, "can I visit your swamp." you need to let him, because it is a experience once a lifetime. Shrek might have sex with a lot of people but if does not mean that he likes it, because he is in love with a girl called Sri. When Shrek finally finds Sri, he will be the happiest ogre ever. When he sees Sri he will have the largest power ever, making is dick over 30 cm. SO WHERE IS SRI!! SHREK NEEDS HER!!

Shrek is involve with Sri

Shrek by yousleptwithmamann November 22, 2019

Shrek 

A legendary extremely sexy cult leader that has seduced millions of memers into his cult. could murder someone if angry and shall be praised.

Person one: All hail the all mighty SHREK

Shrek by A bootylicousspicepepper February 27, 2020

shrek 

shrek

worlds hottest being

-shrek

shrek by I like memes of shrek July 3, 2020

shrek 

Shrek is a mythical creature, if he spots you, he will run towards you and fuck you until you create a pool of cum. Later, an ogre baby will emerge from your stomach and fucking yet you into the suns wet-ass pussy. If you survive you will be turned into someone who posts child nsfw. Weakness: fiona catching him

OH, YES! KEEP GOING SHREK! OH! FUCK ME!

shrek by Sussybaka12345 March 5, 2022

Shrek 

Shrek is the one who will defeat Thanos and save the multiverse.

Person 1: "me like Shrek"
Person 2: "o ok"

Shrek by ravioli carlito April 15, 2019