Donald Trump 

An unidentifiable creature that roams the Earth seeking world domination. Is orange, strange fur atop its head. Likes grabbing pussy. Seems to have a strange incestual feeling towards his family.

Did you watch the debate?

No I don't follow it

Well, our lord and saviour Donald Trump is in it, I want him to be president because you know what they say...orange is the new black

Awww fuck

Donald Trump by Anallroundshittyguy October 12, 2016

Donald Trump 

laugh at America

haha Donald Trump

Donald Trump by jezebel the dog May 19, 2016

Donald Trump 

The 45th President of the United States of America and leader of the 'free world' ... as long as the word 'world' means 'a place where only gun-toting, wall building, inward looking, pussy grabber-voting Christians live'.

There were five horsemen of the apocalypse: Death, Famine, War, Pestilence and Donald Trump.

Donald Trump by ChrisBoyle11 January 29, 2017

Donald Trump 

(Noun) A type of fuck stain that occurs when a willing straight man's obsolete butthole is filled with a premium blend of rusty Pennies, Iguana bones, motor oil, Vaseline, Maggots, Ghost Peppers and PCP while another straight man willingly yet forcefully mashes the ingredients together with his salty throbbing flesh covered glue blaster and simultaneously chews a Cobra Pancreas in half while spitting venom onto his own raging dick with each violent ass crushing thrust nonchalantly on a fucking Tuesday.

"Er mah gerd Hun is that Hershey's Syrup on the base of your cock?" "Nah babe it's just a stain I got from being on the giving end of a dick to ass consultation." " Er mah gerd Hun that is sooo hot. I am dripping with wetness now can I please devour that stain?" " Go ahead Hun and lick Donald Trump off the D." church republican democrat ted cruz donald trump iguana tuesday

Donald Trump by VigilantMonkeyBones June 5, 2016

Donald Trump 

A trash bag of racial slurs with cheese whiz on top

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna here a joke!
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: Donald Trump's presidential campaign!

Donald Trump by coolguy74 November 14, 2015

Donald Trump 

1. A racist candidate for president that disqualified himself because of his Muslim plan. Before his plan, he had 30% of voters voting for him. Now, he has 33%. This world is fucked up!
2. A billionaire having a net worth of $8.7 billion, with many buildings and sites such as Trump Towers(by the way there's more than one!) and a winery!

1. "Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on." --Donald Trump
2. Documents from Trump's camp put his net worth at $8.7 billion, with $3.3 billion alone from "real estate licensing deals, brand and branded assets." --A website I can't put here

Donald Trump by MrTechno March 21, 2016

donald trump 

a piece of trash

donald trump is a terrible person. therfore he is trash

donald trump by furrypansexual December 8, 2020