Word is a software package that lets you write
words into sentences and arrange them into things that are called 'documents'. Hence, that's why it is called Word.
It allows you to write death threats to
people and anything your heart's desire, as long as it goes on a peice of paper.
Word was made by the software company called Microsoft. Before Word came out everyone had to write their resumes and cover letters in their own
shit or blood.
A synonym of Word is Turd, because people over the ages still think of writing their resumes in their own
shit.
"Time to fire up Word! I gotta write me a resume so I can work at Do Nothing INc! Squui!! =^.^="
"Word crashed on me again! Now my resume has
shit smeared all over it! WHY THE FUCK. I HATE WORD. I
HATE EVERYONE I
HATE THE WORLD"