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kentucky thumb 

When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.

Kentucky Thumb 

sticking your thumb in a bloody hole. no matter what bloody hole.
"yeah man she was on her period, i gave her the Kentucky Thumb on accident"
"His gun blew up, that Kentucky Thumb saved him"

Kentucky thumb 

When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?

Kentucky Thumb 

What to do if your .50 caliber rifle explodes and puts a thumb sized hole in your chest

Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits
Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"

Kentucky Thumb 

A sex position in where one inserts their thumb into the vagina to induce an orgasm.
He told her she was going to get the Kentucky Thumb later that night.
Kentucky Thumb by SP-1124 May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb 

Using your thumb (primarily someone from Kentucky) to plug any holes on the human body whether in sexual or non-sexual context.
Brandon: Hey Scott, I gave my wife the good ol' Kentucky thumb after your "incident"

Scott: That's great man, I'm happy to hear that.
kentucky thumb by Jaybran61 May 20, 2021