Queef 

Sticking your penis into a vagina and the vagina letting a little bit of air out at a time.

Cartshart: "I can not belive layla done queef'd on my dick last night".

Queef by KMONEY9674 August 27, 2023

Queef 

You dumasses its a pussy fart...

This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.

Queef by the clit commander April 9, 2003

queef 

a vagina fart; a (deep) sound produced either when air is forced out of a wet vagina by the insertion of an erected penis, or when the excess of air is released from a wet vagina immediately after an erected penis retreats from such moist vacuum.

there is no better music than mavis' melodic queefs.

queef by queefoverbeef June 17, 2009

Queef 

Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)

"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))

"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.

"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"

"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"

Queef by King of the Queef November 2, 2003

Queef 

A fart that comes out of your pussy. It usually happens when you’re nervous or you got your pussy stretched out.

Zion: “Hey.”
BEANZ: “OMFG ZION SAID HEY TO ME AND I JUST QUEEFED!”

Queef by niggamuch October 27, 2018

Queef 

A beautiful noise that should be honored and respected by all human beings on this earth.

Guy #1: Hehe Lizzy had a queef.
Guy #2: Hehehehehehe, queef.
Girl #1: Dont laugh! A queef is one of the most beautiful noises ur dumbasses will ever hear so stfu bastards.
LIzzy Queefs again
Guy #1 and #2: All hail the queeeeennnn.

Queef by RandomOfCourse October 26, 2019

Queef 

what perverted dads say if they hear a female fart

girl: *farts*
dad: you queef?

Queef by easportstothegay December 15, 2021