filipino 

1. a term used to call the People of the Philippines, an archipelagic country of more than 7100 islands located in the Western Pacific of Southeast Asia. Can be used to describe both a male or a female person from the Philippines; or a male person from the Philippines, with the female termed as "filipina"

Filipinos are fun-loving and hospitable.

filipino by blue.diamond October 20, 2016

Filipino 

Filipinos, or Flips as they are better known as, are a species of sub-human from the Philippine Islands in the South China Sea. The islands serve as the world's largest zoo boasting many varied species of flora and fauna along with the indigenous sub-humans called Flips.

They are famed worldwide for copying famous inventions, cuisine, cultural traits and ideas and re-branding them as their own. They are however, also infamous for not being able to copy them perfectly and all their products end up working worse than the originals. When this happens, the typical Flip will then resort to lying about it, outright cheating more gullible folk or just plain stealing when all else fails.

As the world's only zoo nation. They are much loved for the spectacle they afford everyone else. From old favourites like the 'world's largest outdoor swimming pool whenever it rains', to 'electing an old boxer with possible brain damage to be a president'.

They also have the great honour of being the test bed for every chemical weapon deployed in human history. Mustard gas? It's called Mustard gas because it was first deployed in Makati, Manila.

The 'M' in Mustard was taken from the 'M' in Manila. Though the gas deployed at that time was significantly weaker than what is used today, hence the surviving, yet mentally retarded populace.

And that my friends is the example of a Filipino.

Person A: Man! That's a nice pair of shoes you got on!
Person B: These aren't shoes, they're flip flops!
Person A: Flip flops?
Person B: Yeah, you know, the skin of a flip? They're resilient as hell! More than a century of lying and stealing while believing their lies makes a flip quite resistant to the elements!

Person A: Man! That's awesome! Where can I get me some flips to skin?

Person X: Dude, these crummy "Filipino Pride" headphones broke after a day of use!
Person Y: Well yeah, it's "Filipino Pride" for a reason, you buy them to support the zoo, but you're meant to steal headphones from the other tourists!

Filipino by articulate November 17, 2014

filipino 

Filipinos came from a mixture of Asian, European, and American peoples--the Negritos, Indonesians, Malays, Chinese, Indians, Arabs and other Asians; The Spaniards, British and other Europeans; the Mexicans and Americans of South and North America.
According to Dr. H. Otley Beyer, noted American anthropologist, the racial ancestry of Filipinos is as follows: Malay - 40%; Indonesian - 30%; Chinese - 10%, Indian (Hindu) - 5%, European & American - 3%, and Arab - 2%.
Beneath the veneer of Hispanic, Mexican and American heritage, the people, in heart and in spirit, are Asians. they are Asian in race and in geography with an indestructible Asian heritage.
The warmth and natural hospitality of the nation's Filipinos today, is known throughout the world. The 11 cultural, linguistic and racial groups endow the Filipino people with varying customs and traditions. In spite of their diversity, Filipinos have basically two dominant traits: a love of family and a strong religious faith.

Filipinos are hardworking, intelligent people this world has ever have.

filipino by IamFilipino February 25, 2008

Filipino 

Well, for one, we eat a lot of rice, pork, and generally not to healthy stuff, but it works out well. Umm, a lot of corruption, not great, but its doing better for sure.
We’re also not too great with schedules, especially with like parties and shit. Being only half Filipino, I am literally a foot taller than my entire family over there, so yeah, short as fuck. Those of us who are paler are often confused with the Japanese, and those of us who are darker, well we usually look Mexican or some other Hispanic country. Culture wise, I’d say we’re a chaotic mix. There’s definitely middle eastern tradition, a good amount of American influence, Spanish language similarities, (ie. I don’t speak any of the dialects, but I can sorta understand enough of it because I can speak Spanish), Japanese, and pretty much anything you’d expect.

Filipino + sun = darker Filipino. We don’t really burn all that much.

Filipinos are like the Asian people of black- Donald Glover (he’s not entirely wrong you know, if I were to pick who is the “blackest” Asian culture, definitely Filipinos)

Filipino by Black_Asian October 1, 2018

Filipino 

A person living in the Philippines. Zucc's pets. Addicted to talking about love. They get boners talking 'bout those. Those highschool normies listening to "Dalagang Filipina", they like being cheesy "cool rappers". They act like Tiktok f-boys. They like to act like drunken tambays. They can be clever esp. when teasing. If PH kids just see any small romantic relation between 2 opposite genders they say "AYEEEEEEEEEEE"ear-piercingly. They like drama & gossiping, it gets them excited. They like having fun like bonding in malls and chatting in jeepneys. They like messaging in group chats more than calling.
They are too hospitable cuz' they like seeing foreigners come to the country. The topic "Philippines" is an icebreaker to them. Everything Filipino they see, they overtalk about it. They like recognition. If you speak English fluently, they get "nosebleeds" and they think you're just trying to be posh. They overpronounce words. For instance they pronounce chocolate, "chocoelayt". But at least they're bilingual. Rice is in every meal. And every meal is like a feast, they eat until they're full.
Our personalities are like a mix of Mexicans and East Asians. But we have our own great values like religiousness, hardwork, and kindness (unless if you hurt us). They can also be resourceful but sometimes there is such a thing called manana and ningas-kugon. The best one of all is pride. These are obviously just stereotypes so sorry if you get hurt (I am also Filipino).

Bright Side Video: The Philippines is the origin of manila pape-
Filipino Comments: LIKE THIS COMMENT IF YOU'RE FILIPINO!

Filipino by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Filipino 

people that are of Spanish, Malay, and other Polynesian descent.

-how come she doesn't look very asian?
-because she's Filipino, they are mixed ethnically.

Filipino by Mestiza April 11, 2010

Filipino 

A species of human that will always try to say "Putang ina" in every kind of sentence. Mostly found in top grossing games talking about their level of expertise in the game, such as Dota 2, and more importantly Rules Of Survival and Crossfire. Most of the bulk of these species reside in the realm of Facebook, with most memes being uploaded as their profile pictures and conducting large arguments on facebook groups Lastly, they have their "Filipino pride" with them whenever you insult their country, which is best done by avoiding these types of human.

1. Oh my god dude, you're such a Filipino. Quit arguing about anything and let's eat.
2. John. Your kids are afraid of you. Your wife left you for another man. Stop being a Filipino and fix your stuff dammit.

Filipino by ForlornOfTheWoods January 21, 2019