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Michael is usually best described as a hot fucking mess. He is lazy and lays around like a dumbass. He plays video games and knows nothing of the real world.
Why... why did Michael just walk into a wall?
this is Michael
Michael by guitman December 20, 2016
A fag who has a beard named Chelsea she knows and uses him for money
"Michael your a fag with a beard so your a fake ass bitch"
Michael by Human101101 March 7, 2017
This guy is a massive douchebag who punched me in the butthole because I took his "lemon". "lemon" is his cake. My butthole started to be constpaeted and that how michael is fat.
Wow look at that michael in the wheel chair
Michael by DigBick691010 September 19, 2017
Bitch ass nigga
Michael: yo bro stop be a Mikey
Michael by Fbjnccfgb February 5, 2020
Some asian kid who steals ramen
Michael stole all the ramen from John!