Canada's History 

the most deplorable sexual act imaginable. involves maple syrup, moose antlers and the stanley cup.

guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?

Canada's History by gdefelice February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.

Canada's History by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases

OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...

Canada's History by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"

Canada's History by rman1201 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.

Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!

Canada's History by TheWorkman February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Dude he just did Canada's History history with her!

Canada's History by The brothers 270 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An outrageously over the top sex move. It involves moose antlers, syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Honestly, that's all you want to know.

Mike pulled off Canada's History on Lauren. Let's just say she had a hard time sitting down for the next week.

Canada's History by proph3t March 4, 2010