Some geek dude who is actually quite
cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and
red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the
internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.
He'
s slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
Spiderman is
cool because he can fight Chuck Norris
"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting
wet and see-through!"
"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me
dance will make you gay."