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retarded 

The favorite word of teen edgelords who think they're cool for using slurs, after all, there's nothing more attractive on the internet than going out of your way to annoy people.
A: _____ is so retarded
B: Could you maybe use a different word? It's very offensive to a lot of people and there are approximately 5,000,000 other ways you could express your feelings.
A: BUT I HAVE A FRIEND WHO SAYS THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND THEY'RE FINE WITH ME USING IT SO THEREFORE IT'S NOT OFFENSIVE
B: Um... I'm pretty sure that's not how it works-
A: YOU'RE JUST A tRiGgErEd LiBtArD

RETARDED 

n., obviously meaning retarded. Pronounced letter-by-letter (AR-EE-TEE-AY-AR-EE-TEE-DEE), it is a play on the acronyms ADD and ADHD, used in situations where someone claims Attention Defecit Disorder or Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder as the cause of their idiotic behavior.
A: Sorry about that, man. I've got ADD.
B: You sure that's not RETARDED?

I was acting like such an ass that I thought I might have ADHD, but no; turns out it's just RETARDED.

Hey, I really am taking meds for ADD, so don't say I have RETARDED! I'm not retarded!
RETARDED by Talmanes December 26, 2006

Retarded 

Jake paul
Jake Paul is retarded
Retarded by Oogaboogamihga February 8, 2018

retarded 

(From dictionary.com)

The legitimate definition:
Retarded
–verb (used with object)
1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.

This term is being eliminated across the U.S by advocates for the developmentally disabled because for individuals of higher functioning intellectual impairment, it is demeaning and belittling.

Unfortunately, the word "retarded" (in my opinion) is frequently used--but only by shallow people easily influenced by societal expectations. The slang for "retarded" is frequently used to express contempt or disgust at a person, situation, or idea. Basically, anything the person who says it can't wrap their head around.
1.) Dude, it's like, George Bush is retarded, man.

2.) What, we have a test tomorrow I didn't see coming? That's retarded. Our teacher is totally retarded.

3.) Carrot top is such a retard. He's someone I don't think is funny. He is someone I will make fun of at the cost of someone dealing with serious life-altering psychological issues.

4.) I was driving drunk, and this fucking cop pulled me over because I was swerving over the median or some shit. He was such a retard.

5.) Dude, the dude who wrote this entry is fucking retarded man. That's the only way I can describe it, bro. Cause, dude, man--he doesn't even fuckin' get it, i mean--you know?
retarded by look in the mirror September 23, 2009

retarded 

you.
retarded by me wigga February 4, 2018

Retarded 

You
You: lol lemme search retarded next
*searches*
Retarded:You
You: im sed now
Retarded by K1NGKA1 May 30, 2018

Retarded 

This word has more words than gay. Therefore it will allow people to see your true genius and make anyone else die instantaneously.
Person 1 (a genius): Your retarded.
Person 2 (iq is a positive number):

k.

Person 1 (has found another moron): Retarded.
Moron: Nani?!?!😱 *dies