Some
geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to
death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the
internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.
He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.