douché 

(Pronounced like the word "touché")

1. Adjective, acting like a douchebag.

2. Adverb, in a manner befitting a douchebag.

3. Noun, a synonym for douchebag.

1. "He is really douché."

2. "His pitching was really douché."

3. a) "What a douché!"

b) (In response to someone) "douché!"

douché by Landing Gear October 21, 2007

douché 

the douche way to pronounce douche.

also, a more awesome way of pronouncing touché.

>"Your keds are lame"
>>"Douché "

> "You're a douche!"
>> "I tihnk you mean douché."
> "Exactly."

douché by CaptainsClicheandKrill October 4, 2010

douché 

Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in an argument, but with a notable hint of bitterness and resentment at being bested.

Lefty: "Yeah, but Clinton wasn't removed from Office..."

Righty: "Douché!"

douché by tha malcontent March 8, 2011

douché 

douché (dewshay) - an expression formed after the French 'touché' : used to acknowledge the superior douchie-ness of a colleague/friend/etc.

A: that shirt's hideous.
B: you're so hideous that when you sit in the sand, cats try and bury you.
A: douché.

douché by lauracd November 21, 2011

Douché 

A verbal riposte to someone who uses a lame comback that makes them look even more of a douche.

Adam - "You're are the least creative moron I have ever met"
John - "No, you are"
Adam - "Whoa - Douché!!"

Douché by PierreChristian October 22, 2012

douché 

Used to admit that someone has made a clever or effective point, while pointing out that they're still a douche. A blend of douche and touché.

1st person: Come here often?
2nd person: No, and you’re not giving me much reason to come back.

1st person: Douché

douché by McRib sandwich February 14, 2014

Douché 

Akin to the French-borrowed “Touché”. Conceding a point to an opponent in an argument in spite of his underlying douchebaggitude.

"Even though I've never beaten you at Scrabble, I totally dominate you at Candy Ass Swiper!"

"Douché"

Douché by PoliticalSpazz February 27, 2014