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army by idid banger March 1, 2009
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Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet
A branch filled with those who couldn't cut it in the Marine Corps but still wanted to rock their digital camouflage in shopping malls, stores, and just about anywhere they feel like wearing them, because they are comfy and they look sloppy. Although the animosity between branches is all in good fun and despite all the jokes and bickers there is in fact lots of mutual respect between branches because we both fight for the world's finest military. Kill.
A branch filled with those who couldn't cut it in the Marine Corps but still wanted to rock their digital camouflage in shopping malls, stores, and just about anywhere they feel like wearing them, because they are comfy and they look sloppy. Although the animosity between branches is all in good fun and despite all the jokes and bickers there is in fact lots of mutual respect between branches because we both fight for the world's finest military. Kill.
Marine: Hey man are you gonna change outta your uniform before you go out tonight?
Soldier: Nah man I'm trying to score free drinks and people will think I'm cool if I wear it with my beret even if I'm not a Ranger
Marine: Dude why are you always walking and talking on your cell in uniform, putting your hands in your pockets and being all around unprofessional?
Soldier: Cuz I'm a Hoo-Ah and I don't give a fuck
Marine: Hey man remember that time the Marine Corps was about 1/3 the size of the Army but they somehow manage to complete missions quickly, effectively, and without sufficient funding or equipment?
Soldier: Yea that pretty much an ongoing theme, we strive to be mediocre
Soldier: Nah man I'm trying to score free drinks and people will think I'm cool if I wear it with my beret even if I'm not a Ranger
Marine: Dude why are you always walking and talking on your cell in uniform, putting your hands in your pockets and being all around unprofessional?
Soldier: Cuz I'm a Hoo-Ah and I don't give a fuck
Marine: Hey man remember that time the Marine Corps was about 1/3 the size of the Army but they somehow manage to complete missions quickly, effectively, and without sufficient funding or equipment?
Soldier: Yea that pretty much an ongoing theme, we strive to be mediocre
ARMY by Born2Kill_USMCdotmil December 16, 2009
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A.R.M.Y. - An abbreviation for "Ain't Ready to be Marines Yet" (A.R.M.Y.). This is the saying of the Marine Corps JROTC, since the Marines are the most disciplined US military group.