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robert is a very handsome and sexy young man. he's great in bed and knows how to get things started. he has a humongous penis and he's a ladies man. he knows everything when it comes to ladies. he's a very smart, kind, sexy, and genuine young man.
hey there's robert, he's so sexy
Robert by yoboyrob100 February 10, 2022
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A very small white man who likes kids. In fact Robert likes kids so much he makes EDP look like a Saint. He doesn't need a cup cake to meet a 12 year old. He will go for not only girls but boys too. Robert likes kids so much he doesn't discriminate. He's also pale and gay
Yo don't be Robert she's 12.
Robert by Teeznuts February 19, 2022
robert is a really sexy guy. he is always the most caring person in the world. if you have a friend named robert you need to keep them. they usually have thick dicks that cum alot. robert has a lot of experience with kids. he is a good babysitter and you must make out with a robert. he is a great husband and father for children. he is great at math, mariokart, and technology. if you are named robert you are good at all deez things.
robert is a very nice person
what parents name their child when they know he's gonna grow up to be a fat retard with a 2 inch schlong
robert is a dumb ass hoe
Robert by ssss27282 March 17, 2022
Robert or Rob for short cuz he’s a little shit.Robert is a cool guy expect he will cheat on you jus to simple have a backup girlfriend incase it won’t work out do pici stebou chcipni. He’s the typical curly hair white boy who don’t know his place yet. Chas mri minc chanzalo kar
Random girl: is that a pig

No, it’s Robert
Robert by Pico March 21, 2022
A handsome alpha male hide your mom if he is around Or she will immediately fall for her also known as nighthawk
Robert or nighthawk
Robert by Johnny765467 March 24, 2022