A paranormal romance movie about flashy vampires, emo werewolves, and a
dense as hell protagonist. Previously a romance novel that was written at a fifth-grade level targeted towards girls who are into that shit. If someone you know falls victim to this series, they
will probably be able to recite entire pages and quotes from the book, and
will make you listen to all of it.
Twilight fan: “Twilight is soooo good. My
world is Twilight. Edward is so hot,”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda like… romanticizing your
food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU
DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”