Bro 1: dude haven’t you heard it’s the 25th?
Bro 2: dudeee since it’s may 25th, i have to give a pretty girl 5 bucks then
Bro 1: i love you bro
Bro 2: i love you too bro
poo: why do u hate math??
piss: today is national “we fvcking hate math day”
poo: oooh well In that case i hate math as well !
They lived a happy life ever since ❤️