Clart 

When the Clitoris Maximus exudes a large flatulation sending the clitoris into a rapid flapping and vibrating motion, usually followed by violent orgasms, vaginal discharge and sometimes explosive excrement. Also known as a clit fart

"OMG did you hear when Mariacarmen clarted during the meeting? There was poop all over the boardroom."

Clart by KJizzo July 18, 2017

Clart 

The word clart means to shoot/inflict pain/hurt/kill . If you were to clart someone you are essentially trying to kill them.

Haroon your throat got clarted,
Abdullahs gona clart Haroon and Abdi tomorrow ,

Clart by WobblyWhale May 24, 2018

Clart 

When you do anal.Then you proceed with the cumming.Then she farts the cum out:Can only be achieved with a possible Muslim

Shit got wild last night,My girlfriend clarted all over the walls

Clart by Footer scag December 21, 2019

Clart 

The type of fart where your buttcheeks clap together painfully.

Clarting is such a pain in the ass!

Clart by tree #1 July 19, 2014

clart 

A person who is lazy.

Bob slept in until noon. What a clart!

clart by Keith Bob November 8, 2007

Clart 

shit, poo

awwwww, there's clart on the ground AGAIN? the dog needs to be trained

past tense: Ya she clarted
future: are you gonna be clarting in there for a while? i need to shower

Clart by Senathan Rome April 24, 2011

clart 

To do/have nothing with no intention of doing so.

Q. "What you up to this weekend?"
A. "Clart!"

clart by Prof. Paul Esh December 18, 2007