Not to be confused with the
Upper Decker, the Top
Shelf is when one delivers his package to an unsuspecting mark's
person or property to exact retribution upon a buster's skullduggeries and/or shortcomings.
Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass
trick Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.
Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker
Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some
wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.