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McDonalds 

A restaurant chain that people who willingly stand for the national anthem at American basketball games eat at.
Can you believe it, Earl? If our team wins the basketball game, McDonalds will give out free french fries for showing our game tickets at the drive thru window! I'm sure proud to be an American!
McDonalds by Inlovewithabsol March 27, 2025

mcdonalds phlegm 

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.
Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.
Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns
mcdonalds internet by Kappa// August 21, 2016

McDonalds Hangover 

The shitty feeling you get straight after eating a McDonalds meal, usually coupled with a 'still hungry' feeling. Usually due to all the additives and addictive ingredients in the food.

Symptoms include bloatedness, tiredness, feeling sick, feeling ridiculously full but still wanting to pump your face full of food; We call this phantom hunger. Recent studies show that McDonalds Hangovers are most common on Sunday's, with 62% occurring on this day.
Fat Girl: Man I feel aweful after eating that McDonalds but I still want more. I think I may suffer from constant munchies(Phantom Hunger)!

Fat Boy: Nah, thats just the McDonalds hangover kicking in. You are now a Maccy junkie(education)!

McDonalds symptoms 

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.
McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression
McDonalds symptoms by brendan September 9, 2004

mcdonalds cheesy fries 

🧀🍟 BadBoyHalo cheesy fries reference
McDonald's Cheesy Bacon Fries feature the chain's signature French Fries, topped with cheddar cheese sauce and applewood-smoked bacon bits. The cheese sauce delivered a robust, creamy cheddar flavour that tended to overwhelm the distinctive flavor of McDonald's Fries. Texture-wise, it has a smooth creamy consistency.