Usually a gorg. jared leto look a like. Usually seen slithering off to text message. Always jeepin and creepin (tlc reference). Very pretty but very sneaky. His beautiful head of hair could be lurking in the grass at any moment, ladies watch out.
That kid was cute but I could totally tell he was just a pretty pretty snake in the grass.
Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.