When you eat some cake,
cookies or other pastries flavored with
red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’
s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.
This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about
18-
24 hrs.
It’
s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my
asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge