On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows smoke Bong, and the
monkeys all throw poo, There's a Nong Nang
Ning Where the fat man sings, and the tea pots sing along too. On the Nong Ning Nang all the mice get banged, and you just can't catch 'em when they do, so its Ning Nang Nong, Cows smoke Bong! Nong Nang
Ning, the fat man sings, Nong Ning Nang, The mice get banged, What a noisy place to belong, is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!!