kurt

A very sexy man with a very large penis even when not hard and the ladies are in love with him ( big in the pants )

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kurt by ToxicBunnyMan5 July 7, 2011

Kurt

He can seem overcritical at first, but you have to look past that. Kurt is an amazing guy with a big heart. He can be forgetful sometimes, but he remembers things about you that might seem insignificant, like your favorite snack.

Kurt is a musician in every sense of the word. The man sings and plays saxophone. How much cooler can you get?

A Kurt is the type of guy that looks really good in suits and just always looks good in general.

Kurt is very tall, making it easy for his short girlfriend to hug him and bury her face in his chest. This man gives amazing hugs.

Above all else, you won't find a more honest guy out there. Sometimes the truth hurts, but he is always happy and positive about it even in the presence of negative people.

If you find a Kurt, never let him go.

Person: Woah that guy is so cool!!! He's really tall and handsome too omg

Me: Oh yeah. He's definitely a Kurt!

Kurt by TPLolly October 15, 2019

Kurt

Someone who has been broken over and over again and is seemingly emotionally unstable. Unable to impress his parents and is constantly put down over and over and over again.

And at the time of writing this he want to fucking kill himself

"Kurt your a disappointment to the family"

Kurt by Skyline341999 March 19, 2019

kurt

a hot, funny, smartass born november 23rd, he gets all the bitches and has a spastic best friend. we still love him though

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kurt by pussybedrippin December 8, 2022

kurt

a baby who always wants their mother .

"Look at that Kurt he's such a handful"

kurt by cupcakes530 March 13, 2017

Kurt

A "Kurt" likes to think he can do what he wants, when he wants, when in reality, he's quite an asshole. When his significant other inquires about his female bestfriend, she is immidiately insulted, usually including but not limited to name calling, such as "you jealous whore, stay out of my business". A "Kurt" also dislikes ditzy girls, although he encourages silly behavior, sending out very mixed signals. It is strongly advised to never become associated with a "Kurt", because he will eventually screw you over. He is very experienced, so don't try to get close to him. It's all just a game, to him.

Brittany: Wow, look at him! He's cute.

Amanda: Yeah, but I hear he's a real Kurt. Better stay away.

Brittany: Oh, I guess you're right. I don't want to get involved with a guy like that.

Kurt by ashlynnn June 26, 2009

Kurt

Noun, used to describe other men who wish they were gay, but are not.

Well, would you look at that Kurt over there, he's just asking to be analy pounded.

Kurt by Angelo Collins July 14, 2006