A mid-pubescent boy who often exerts his dominance over others through cup pong although he is not that good. His friends often let him win in order to keep him from crying.

I had to let Matt win again so he didn’t cry during class

Matt by Young boyG October 10, 2019

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Matt

A small kid that is normally mentally retarted. Tells everyone how good he is at things yet he never gets good marks. Loves looking at cursed and odd things on the internet. Normally has a weird obsession with dingoes.

Hey guys, look at that weird Matt kid.

Matt by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019

matt

the best boyfriend in the world. hes someone you’ll never want to let go. strong, intelligent, kind, funny, endearing, sweet, and caring. someone who will risk their life on icy roads to see you even if you told them not to. someone who you could be bonnie and clyde with. someone to get abducted by aliens with. someone who you can always depend on and feel comfortable with. a best friend, an amazing lover, and a great teammate!

person 1: matt is so hot and sexy and cool and hot and sexy!
person 2: i know right!! im so jealous of who ever gets to go scaly wagging with him next :(

matt by helpidroppedmybadussy January 27, 2022

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Matt

The most gentle lover that you’ll ever meet.

“I slept with Matt lastnight and he surprised me by how gentle he was”

Matt by Nimathecuck July 10, 2019

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