Canada's History 

A sexual act, where a man takes a dump on a woman's face, makes her give him and blow job, and then after he cums on her face, he pees in her mouth.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what Johnny did last night? He did the Canada's History on that biatch!"

Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"

Canada's History by Canada'sHistory February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sex act including, but not exclusively, double-vaginal penetration, double-anal penetration, small furry animals that have been shaved and greased, and lubrication made out of expired milk.

That girl and I studied "Canada's History" last night with some guys from the hockey team, ey.

Canada's History by just.jb February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sex act

Yikes! Canada's History

Canada's History by captain Awesome1 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

the sexual act of pouring maple syrup on ones genitals while sticking moose antlers in your ass and urethra while singing Oh Canada

yesterday joe and i canada's history'd all night long with this homeless man

Canada's History by mtw800 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act which American's don't know much about. It most often involves a bunch of pussies that nobody cares about. It used to be referred to as "the beaver."

-"Did they just perform Canada's History?"

-"I really don't give a shit."

Canada's History by CanadianBeggin' February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Similar in nature to its neighbor's Alaskan Snow Dragon. The male, wearing moose horns, covers the the female in maple syrup while she performs oral sex on him. After he ejaculates, he clamps her mouth shut and tells her the Canucks have won the Stanley Cup. In her excitement she will shoot the semen out of her nose.

Brad performed Canada's History with Jane last night.

Canada's History by Class-o-potamus1234 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

"Canada's History" is a euphemism for an aberrant sexual ritual wherein several males clad only in bear-skin loins douse themselves in syrup and perform unspeakable sex acts upon a single unsuspecting trout. Also known as "The Maple Leaf Rag," and "The Canadian Tapioca Cod Sandwich." The practice is particularly common in isolated Canadian logging camps.

Did you hear the trout are in spawning season? What say you me and some other hosers head up to Yellowknife for some hot slippery Canada's History.

Canada's History by deeznuggets65 February 4, 2010