1. Basic
food, for when you can't be arsed to get anything
better. Good at soaking up
beer.
2. What I don't have when I play poker
3. A female who will probably have sex with a scouser
4. Full sex with a woman
1. Let's get some chips on the way to the pub
2. I'm out of chips, lets go get poombed
3. Chips is here tonight, where's scouse
James?
4. Look!
Johnny's taken that girl upstairs for some chips. Bloody
hell! Have you seen the state of her? His nob's gonna rot one day if he carries on like this.