1. The reason guys never find any cute girls at the nightclub.
2. The reason girls never find any cute guys at the nightclub.
3. The reason gays never find any other gays at the nightclub.
4. The reason lesbians never find any other lesbians at the nightclub.
5. The
boring game that EVERYONE seems to
play, consisting of a card with several numbers on. Each player listens out for the numbers. When one is spoken, they frantically search their card for it. If it is there, they place a counter on that number. If it isn't, they don't place anything. When someone's card is
full, they shout BINGO! and give the card to be checked. If they are correct, they win a prize (usu. money). If they are incorrect, they
set the card how it should be and send the unlucky
guy/girl back.
Girl: You going to bingo tonight?
Guy: Na. I'm going to the ni...
Guy 2: YOU'RE GOING TO BINGO!? FANCY THAT, I'M GOING TOO!
Guy: Oh crud.