Bob: Hey Billy! Wanna watch BFDI??

Billy: NO!! I’d rather have your approximately 12.579 inch long cock covered in giraffe shit up my fucking mouth and lick all the dried up shit than watch that bs.

BFDI by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

BFDI Rule 34

BFDI Rule 34 by Bojler eladó June 20, 2023

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BFDI Rule 34

Art made for object show fans to either get a huge boner while looking, or pull out 3 gallons of bleach to share with friends.

Person 1: OH MY GOD THAT IS SOOO HOT!
Person 2: What about it?
Person 1: It’s BFDI rule 34! I’m getting a boner!
Person 2: Friends, get out the bleach *drinks bleach*
Person 3: *drinks bleach*
Everyone else: *drinks bleach*

BFDI Rule 34 by nutsacktickler69 June 19, 2023

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BFDI’s Birthday

BFDI’s birthday is on January 1st, so BFDI fans better put it on their calendars!

“Hey! Have you heard? It’s BFDI’s birthday today!”

BFDI’s Birthday by A BFDI Fan February 19, 2022

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