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A Tage is the most perfect man youll ever meet. He is funny and caring, attentive and wise. He had a mohawk but not anymore, and is most likely a powerlifter. He will be your biggest supporter, and will surprise you with his hidden depth and qualities all the time. Sweet messages and nicknames are his thing. As a bonus, he is extremely musically gifted and will send you songs and discuss the lyrics if you let him.

You cant help but fall in love with Tage. Hes everything you could hope for.
"OMG, that guy did the best heavyweight clean- and jerk i've ever seen! He must be a Tage."
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Tage Thompson 

Tage Thompson is an ice hockey centre for the Buffalo Sabres. He singlehandedly brought the team out of the bottom of the barrel in the NHL with 21 goals in the last 35 games. He is the best player on the Sabres currently give him the C already! Ryan O'Reilly has NOTHING on this guy. Tage The Rage Thompson is the next NHL Superstar. He has a younger brother named Tyce who plays for the Binghamton Devils of the AHL (NJ Devils minor team).

Nicknames: T.N.T., Tage The Rage Thompson
Dan Dunleavy: "HE SCOOOOOORES! T.N.T! TAGE THOMPSON! And the Sabres tie it at three!"
Rob Ray: "Man! What an unbelievable goal by Tage Thompson. Just a little curl and drag, gets behind the defenseman, tees it up, backhands it top shelf. No one else can do it like him!"
Tage Thompson by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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Tage Noter 

Slang for at spille Warframe
Asbjørn: Hey Snorre er det for at tage noter?
Snorre: Ja jeg tager rent faktisk noter
Tage Noter by Fyrtræ December 6, 2017

Tage Rizz 

Tage rizz är när tar handen på kvinnans thigh.
omg du la en tage rizz!
Tage Rizz by Filip Rickardsson April 17, 2023

har du hørt om at tage opvasken 

One of the famous quotes by author, Oskar David Bach.
Albert: *uploads "Unboxing Video"*

Oskar David Bach: "har du hørt om at tage opvasken"

abo-tage 

(sabotage by indiginous australians)

if you find your car burnt out in the bush and/or with a screwdriver in the ignition, empty emu bitter cans throughout you are a victim of abo-tage.
"did you hear what happened to freds car? hope his insurance covers abo-tage"
abo-tage by chrisse t December 17, 2011

Bruce-Tage 

A montage that consists of repetitive hardscoping and barrel-stuffs.
Guy: Did you see Nicole's new Montage?
Other Guy: Yeah, it was a Bruce-Tage.
Bruce-Tage by Edmibruce December 13, 2010