tosser 

A term of endearment and praise for someone who rides a BMW GS motorcycle

Bakerman's a right tosser!

tosser by Zmeagol February 10, 2005

Tosser 

A word often used to describe someone who likes to masturbate more often than is considered normal or a word that is often used to describe someone who is being, quite simply, a prick.

Neil: Ah, Fred. I see thy has a couple o' packs o' fags on tha' lap.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.

OR

Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.

Tosser by Kenny Cartter June 22, 2008

tosser 

A fan of the 2008 Broadway musical "title of show."

"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.

"I am such a tosser, I would totally go out with Hunter!"

"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"

"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."

"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"

tosser by JoanBennett February 26, 2009

Tosser 

The exact same as a wanker. A person left all alone in the house no mum or dad he goes up into his room and decides to toss him self off he imagines a chocha in his mind.

People who wank/toss them selfs think of chocha cause he is gay. He also wanks about himself cause he is a fanny!!and a total tosser

Tosser by Ash1402 June 26, 2006

Tosser 

A loser, a nobody. I person you would ignore or consider a throw away hence the term TOSSER as in one who has been tossed out with the trash.

Jane: "I like Tom, I think he's cute!"
Dick: "Tom? Are you serious? Bit of a Tosser don't ya think?"

Tosser by mr. mike July 31, 2017

Tosser 

A two-faced, narcissistic and vainglorious self-centred man, whose main goal in life is to subtlety and overtly remind his peers how much more special and superior than them he thinks he is.

That supercilious politician is always making false promises; what a complete tosser he is !

Tosser by Downbeat Dan October 18, 2020

tosser 

See Wanker.

tosser by Bourne April 10, 2002