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May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day
Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1
May 4th by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023
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National hug day! Hug someone you like and they have to hug you back. If they don’t you get to slap him/her/or them.
Alair: Carter, it’s May 4th

Carter: Okay, and..?
Alair: It’s national hug someone you like day.
Carter: Oh..
Alair: ..and if you don’t i get to slap you.
Carter: your hot
May 4th by cardibiscanceled November 1, 2019
National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them

ITS SIMPLE!!
You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄
May 4th by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021
National send a titty pic day
Chad “Yo it’s may 4th, you know what that means
May 4th by zovo9 May 4, 2022
If you were born today, your ugly to say the least.
b-day person: ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

Someone: Your birthday is May 4th you just ugly!
May 4th by Free avacodos May 3, 2021
The date in 1919 when demonstrations against the pro-Japanese Treaty of Versailles began in Beijing, China, with student demonstrations. This was a major point in the modernisation of a China that would not use the traditional teachings of Confucius to build their new country. This was to become known all over China as the May 4th Revolution.
Boy: Cool, it's May 4th lets watch all 6 Star Wars films back-to-back
Man: No thanks, I'd rather remember the major turning point for the Chinese in becoming a recognised world power and trying to leave behind some of their traditional notions.
may 4th by Simon P Nut September 29, 2006
May 4th is the day where you ask a random girl with the first letter a in there name for a booty pic and they have to send it to you
Boy: hey abby today is may 4th you know what that means

Abby: *sends booty pic*