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Did you see that Caoimhe washed up on the beach today?
Caoimhe by Assman4637 June 8, 2019
She CAN be a nice girl but can often get really bitchy. She is a lesbian who denies it and claims to be straight. She is really attracted to a girl with name that begins with g and ends in e, she can never get over her.
Is that Caoimhe Shes such a lesbian
Caoimhe by Jullian Da costa August 1, 2019
a beautiful name, or the name of somebody who is bestfriends with somebody named 'drew' and has a boyfriend named 'clay'. baby 2 is not included. otherwised known as lil nug + more nicknames clay gave her.
clay: doesn't caoimhe hate AJR?
drew: yes.
caoimhe by WpgroupStoriess May 11, 2021
Caoimhe is a very special Irish girl who has mastered the art of being wider than she is tall. With a somewhat disturbing obsession with a sailor, following a night of lustful passion while he was under the influence and under the age of consent. Caoimhe can often be found staring out her window at night longing for the return of her bondage buddy, but alas his return from sea is unpredictable with even her sea-man not being sure of when he can return. Until then Caoinhe waits in anticipation of the return of her illegal lover boy, watching and waiting, dreaming of the little ocean monster while she writes her terrible poetry.
"Hey have you seen Caoimhe today?"

"No shes up at the Marina in Roscommon again waiting for himself to come back."
Caoimhe by DavidGarlandLover17 November 23, 2021

Caoímhe 

someone who enjoys spending a lot of time on their knees and on their back; an easy sexual addict who is a loner due to their easiness.
I got with a total Caoímhe last night. Didn't have to buy her dinner or anything but I think I've herpes.
Caoímhe by UnfortunateOnlooker March 30, 2010

caoimhe tominey 

literally the best person to exist and shes so hot and amazing and perfect and beautiful she makes ur day better by like 100x and is the cutest person ever
jak:have u seen caoimhe tominey?
me:go kys jak no one likes u
caoimhe tominey by bl00dytearss January 30, 2023