That thing you use for exercising your fingers, ya know, just
slide your fingers into the oval of
torture. Its also used for getting your mom to give you a big old
spanky
Son. Ah, what a great day to exercise my fingers, woops, I just dropped the mug
Mom: DID I JUST HERE WAHT I JUST HEARD?
Son: if you heard it then why are you asking?
Mom: IM COMING FOR YOU!
Son: "sigh",another day another spanky