That thing you use for exercising your fingers, ya know, just
slide your fingers into the oval of torture. Its also used for getting
your mom to give you a
big old spanky
Son. Ah, what a great day to exercise my fingers, woops, I just
dropped the mug
Mom: DID I JUST HERE WAHT I JUST HEARD?
Son: if you heard it then why are you asking?
Mom: IM COMING FOR YOU!
Son: "sigh",another day another spanky