Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry

Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts

Colton by Bigman boy June 9, 2022

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Colton

Oh where to start with my Colton. He's just everything, including an awesome boyfriend to me. He always laughs at your jokes even when he doesn't think they're funny. He always has the biggest smile when he enters a room. Even a classroom. He's respectful, and so loving to everyone in his life. Including the annoying people and his "enemies".. I quoted enemies cause he never has one.. we'll name enemies the people that don't spark his interest haha. He's talented and gets great grades every school year. In this, I'm not just writing about my Colton. I'm sure every Colton in this world is just as unique. I'm just describing everything about mine.

Colton is the best person I know

Colton by kenzadoodle :) June 15, 2022

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Colton

A Viking warrior who has Scandinavian blood and only fancy's Swedish women.

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Colton by mrthiccums July 20, 2022

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Colton

A guy that talks to boys more then girls. He’ll answer your calls or FaceTimes whenever (unless he’s at practice). And when you see him somewhere he’ll take a picture of you from behind and send “ I see you bitch”

Friend 1: omg who is calling you

Friend 2: Oh just colton

Colton by Jack talks about meeeee August 20, 2022