GaRy 

Gary is an awesome, genius, sweet,loving, best human being on this earth. He is such a great boyfriend soon to be hubby (cardi b laugh) he so nice and caring to other people. He will do anything for anyone and he’s a great guy over all. Also he nice tall dark handsome young fella who is MINE let’s not forget Chile anyways he’s just a great person to have In your life he’s one of a kind

mommy I want to be like Gary

When I grow up one day I want to be like Gary

Gary the man

Gary the snail

GaRy by simone12cook4c May 3, 2021

GaRy 

Gary is a nice,tall, light skin, handsome, most wonderful man on this earth. He stays with you through thicc or thin. He’s such a awesome boyfriend soon to be hubby heheheh anyways he’s so nice and care sooo much about other people and how they feel. He will always be there for you no matter what. Gary is an awesome friend and he’s everything especially to me(hehehehN)

Hey I wanna be like Gary

Gary the snail

Gary the man

GaRy by simone12cook4c May 3, 2021

gary 

a gary is a nice man who comes to your house, makes your mommy happy and then hangs out with you.

jay: "hangs out and then what? talks about how cool it was to blast my mom?
coach steve: "a gary plays catch with you and then.. you know.. gives you illegal fireworks."

gary by karebear2000 May 19, 2021

Gary 

The person who leaves a group get-together first, often in the morning before anyone else gets up.

"Gary" got a 6 AM flight and is going to miss brunch and pedis.

Gary by Dirty Fredericks June 12, 2021

Gary 

Inaudible

"Gary your Irish, your so inaudible!!"

Gary by definetelynotcorngazer July 28, 2021

Gary 

Being an old and not understanding the acronym or reference.

You don’t know what WTF means? What a Gary.

Gary by DCHays September 3, 2021

Gary 

Male Karen. Middle aged man, more often than not a white middle- to upper-class cisgender straight male, makes supposed solutions to his problems an inconvenience for others either directly or indirectly. Often mansplains, drives aggressively, is given to fits of rage and swearing. Subset is highly passive aggressive and pouty. Often narcissistic and oblivious. Interrupts and talks over people. Is a terrible listener. Ruminates and catastrophizes. Blatantly cuts in line, even in front of the elderly or disabled. Takes parking stalls which others are already signally for. Notoriously bad driver at all-way stops and traffic circles.

Example:
Gary drowns out the moderate noise of the traffic outside his apartment unit by blasting his stereo at full volume thus actually increasing the noise and disturbing his neighbors. When asked by the neighbor below him if could turn it down a bit he mansplains his logic in which he believes "it will annoy the drivers outside and they will drive more quietly". When the neighbor tries to convince him that that is illogical, counterproductive, and then politely suggests that his behavior is problematic he calls them "stupid cunt" and tells them to "fuck off"! He then slams his door in her face.

Look: that fucking Gary has at least 30 grocery items at the express check-out lane. Hey! Go fuck yourself Gary!!

Gary by kitschyster September 9, 2021