Tristan 

Tristan is stupid, ugly, and just overall a piece of garbage. Nobody likes him bc he is such a fucking bitch and he should just go die In a hole. He has a BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND named honey and he doesnt deserve her at all. In conclusion if you see a Tristan you should just push him off a bridge.

Fuck tristan

Tristan by Tcrosbie04 April 14, 2019

Tristan 

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He'll lure you in with his musical talent, but will turn out to be an untalented douchebag who would rather cheat on his girlfriend and lie about it for months than just grow a pair and fess up. Meeting a "Tristan" will waste your time and energy.

"You see that ugly dick over there?"
"Oh yeah, he's such a Tristan"

Tristan by Catlover696969 April 19, 2013

Tristan 

Daddy🤤, usually has a big dick

Did you see that kid named Tristan
Yeah he’s such a smokeshow

Tristan by vDad June 6, 2018

Tristan 

Gargles everyones balls. Big fag

Tristan just gargled his own balls cause he's a fag He does this every day

Tristan by bigdick2 March 17, 2014

Tristan 

A man with a super smelly ass. He cannot stop farting.

God, do you have to be such a Tristan?

Tristan by kitkat55 June 5, 2018

Tristan 

A fat ass white dude who walks around his school with his airpods and iphone X and complains how stressful his life is because he only got to eat 4 donuts instead of 9. He is very shit at video games, especially first person shooters.

"Fuck off you Tristan"
"You sound like Tristan"

Tristan by Gridlum.XTN March 10, 2019

Tristan 

Generally, they will be nice guys, some specimens will be dickholes.

In highschool, Tristan M. was pretty cool, but Tristan S. is a sack of shit.

Tristan by Dongleicious April 30, 2019