Derek 

Gay ass homo who is fat and sucks off a man

That Derek just ate all the food

Derek by Is HD doing June 18, 2018

Derek 

Piece of crap. Very ugly and they look like of animals. They are smart but they think they know everything. They can be funny but mostly stupid. They treat others like a piece of shit and are generally easily jealous of other people.

Jealous + Ugly = Derek

Derek by cloutgoalsongod April 4, 2019

Derek 

Anyone with this name is a virgin. They are also most likely gay and unattractive. Avoid them at all costs they will try sniff your ball sweat while you sleep.

"derek" is gay.

Derek by derek is a virgin May 12, 2020

Derek 

Kid with Noodle Arms

K: omg he looks like a Derek

O: your so right

Derek by Bjshejamsshjsnx November 24, 2016

Derek 

An anorexic looking dude, yet still believes to be the strongest wisest human out there.

Luis: Heyy have u seen Derek today?
Jan: The skinnywalker??
Luis: yea him
Jan: I think j saw him shooting obey the walrus 2!
Luis:(laughs) k thanks g

Derek by Da_real_rex September 14, 2016

Derek 

Someone that won't do anything without his fathers approval, and can not hang out with anyone unless his significant other is along for the ride. He also rides a green Harley Davidson.

If you ride a green Harley, don't be a Derek.

Derek by JBONE2315 May 13, 2016

Derek 

Someone who excessively vapes and raves at 4 am instead of sleeping. He tells people he’s not gay but everyone knows he is and it’s so obvious

goddammit derek stop vaping when my moms around!! you keep making her think you’re gay

Derek by mrawesome21 October 25, 2017