Tourettes 

Aaron Morris

Aaron: gonorrhea gonorrhea! I have Tourette’s! Tourettes is when you yell stupid crap out loud and you don’t know what any of it even means.

Tourettes by lit mc tit February 25, 2018

Tourettes 

A "medical excuse" for people to curse out random people in public with no consequences.

Bob (Tourettes): "Bloody hell, your wanker is probably equivalent to a fish's left tail-fin."
Random: "What did you say to me?"
Bob (Tourettes): "I have tourettes so it's ok."

Tourettes by nerraD001 March 12, 2018

tourettes 

Tourettes is a Disorder where you make involuntary Movements or Noises. I have it and its NOT fun. It can harm. Example: I have a tic where I tilt my head aggressively and it causes neck pain.
It is NOT attention seeking.

Person A: “Haha! _____ has Tourettes they’re such an attention seeker!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up man.”
Later, Person A gets taught about Tourettes

tourettes by howdoihavesomuchdisorders September 5, 2023

Tourettes Guy 

A drunk, overweight man who happens to have Tourettes Syndrome. Tourettes Guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. He is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between pissing and shitting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with Colgate Toothpaste (ONLY the one with Tarter Control) and how banana's deficate. Possibly the funniest man alive to date. Made famous by www.tourettesguy.com and it's creators.

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!


Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!

Tourettes Guy by Printnamehere December 11, 2004

Tourettes Guy 

An internet hero with tourettes syndrome, known for many great quotes. He often makes up his own curse words.

Tourettes Guy: My ass could write better music than you, with one cheek tied behind my balls.

Tourettes Guy: I don't have time for this "chicken shit bullshit"

Tourettes Guy by RobBob November 14, 2006

tourettes guy 

Famous mostly for his discovery that pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two completely different things. After been in jail for 2 years, he threatens to sue Comcast.

Tourettes Guy: Pissing out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS !!!!!

Tourettes Guy (after return): What the BULL FUCKING HELL is a 'franchise fee' of four dollars, six two cents !

tourettes guy by EagleYS January 12, 2010

tourettes guy 

A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,

Tourettes guy is so cool, but i would love to see tourettes guy on BZ

tourettes guy by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004