Tomass
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A prophecy has been spread over the millennia by the peoples of central Africa that one day a man called “Tomass” will come and give birth to the chosen one.
The pursuit and insemination of Tomass was first prophesied by Elder Unglukwe the Thick in 3,469 BC.
The prophecy describes Tomass as a man that runs like a flightless bird & has the buttocks of a pulverised flatbread.
The prophecy gained traction in 1991 when a boy who matched this description was born.
This boy is now widely accepted to be the true Tomass that was promised, and there are now very real efforts to capture him and impregnate him.
This manhunt is active and has entered its 35th year, and has spanned every country on earth.
Tommas has eluded all attempts at his capture and remains the core binding objective for these tribes.
The pursuit and insemination of Tomass was first prophesied by Elder Unglukwe the Thick in 3,469 BC.
The prophecy describes Tomass as a man that runs like a flightless bird & has the buttocks of a pulverised flatbread.
The prophecy gained traction in 1991 when a boy who matched this description was born.
This boy is now widely accepted to be the true Tomass that was promised, and there are now very real efforts to capture him and impregnate him.
This manhunt is active and has entered its 35th year, and has spanned every country on earth.
Tommas has eluded all attempts at his capture and remains the core binding objective for these tribes.
Tomass was hunted across land, sea and space by the peoples of central Africa, as they wanted to secure his posterior and breed the chosen one
Tomass by Jonny Olive July 25, 2026
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Uncle Tom Ass Nigga
Derogatory term used mostly by black americans to describe black men whom they feel have lost touch with, or turned against, their own culture.
"Who's this police ass nigga?", asked Buckwheat.
"That's my bitch ass neighbor", said Alfalfa.
"You tell that Uncle Tom Ass Nigga that I'm watching him", said Buckwheat.
"Alright. I'll tell him right now."
"That's my bitch ass neighbor", said Alfalfa.
"You tell that Uncle Tom Ass Nigga that I'm watching him", said Buckwheat.
"Alright. I'll tell him right now."
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Tomás
Tomás is a kind, smart, hot and fit person. He is always there for you when you need him the most. He has a jawline that is sharp af. Tomás is shy but once you get to know him he is one of the nicest people you will know. He is always surrounded by girls but if he is attracted to you he will stare at you and some times hold your hand and put his head on your shoulder. Tomás says such nice things and compliments you all the time and all you want to do is hug him but if you did then people will think that you two are with each other. It is so easy to forgive him.
I love Tomás and I will never stop loving him.
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I love Tomás and I will never stop loving him.
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Tomás by Yourbabe2.0 January 19, 2019