mushu 

a fat person that likes to have sex with turtles and eat midgets. A guy that likes to touch peoples nipples regardless of their gender. A guy that distrubutes child pornography. Makes children cry, and makes old ladies shit themselves.

omg i didn't know there were any mushu's in this town.

mushu by no muscles September 14, 2010

Mushu Suprise 

It is when a woman let's a man cum in her mouth. Then she puff's out her cheeks like a dragon and after mumbling something to get the man's attention, slaps her hands against her cheeks and spits his semen back at him yelling "Suprise!!"

Girl 1: "Guess what I did to my man last night?"

Others: "What?"
Girl 1: "I gave him a mushu Suprise after he forgot my birthday!"

Mushu Suprise by Mightymushu December 2, 2019

kuzuki mushu 

(KUH zoo KEE moo SHOO) The sex move when a woman does a handstand against a wall while a man simultaneously swings on a pull up bar (or anything that would serve a similar purpose) and inserts his penis in her vagina/asshole as he swings in. Acknowledged as one of the most difficult and dangerous sex moves known to man.

Dude I got a pull up bar yesterday and my girlfriend is a kinky bitch so I'm gonna kuzuki mushu with her. Hopefully I don't crush my right nut.

kuzuki mushu by hersko is a boss December 3, 2009

meshuga 

To be insane, crazy, or senseless.

If you discuss something that is taboo, then you might be meshuga.

If a person acts in a way that senseless, he or she might be a meshuga.

Yiddish roots

The hysterical executive responded, "are you meshuga? Ask me about anything else... but please, not about THAT"

Mendel: Come on Heschel, schlepp on over to the butcher!
Heschel: Mendel, are you meshuga? that place isnt kosher!
Ruva: It doesnt matter, neither of you two are straight up jew.

meshuga by g-diggity April 15, 2008

Museum Nemesis

When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:

-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one

You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.

Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!

Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis

Jim: How I get rid of her?

Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine

Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?

Bob: That's the one!

Jim: ...Awesome!

Museum Nemesis by Danno81 June 8, 2010

Mush Mind

A symptom brought on the day after heavy drinking where one is not hungover yet they are unable to use their brain to think properly.

Symptoms could include stuttering, mumbling, and excessively long pauses when responding to a simple question

EX 1: Dude, Luis drank so much last night that he's got Mush Mind today.

EX 2: No one seems to be thinking straight today at work, must be Mush Mind Monday

Mush Mind by PEUGNET April 9, 2013

Mush Rot 

shitty feeling in stomach after eating mushrooms

Dude this mush rot kills dude

Mush Rot by mushy mc'musherson October 10, 2010