**Inside Trader Joe's - Breakfast Aisle - Friday 5:45pm**
Max: Whaddya think, Tim? Organic Cinnamon Spice Oatmeal or Fat
Free Blueberry Muesli?
Tim: Go with the Muesli. Oh shit! 6 o'clock by the avos.
Don't look now...
**Max peers sneakily over his shoulder at an elegantly dressed
woman inspecting the heirloom tomatoes**
Max: Damn. If I wasn't dating Ashlee and I actually had my shit together, I'd be all over that.
Tim: Hashtag
wifey from another lifey!
Max: Seriously!
Tim: We need to get jobs...