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Håkon is a short person who wears glases.
And he is gay and watches songebob porn.
He likes squidward fucking Patrik the most.
Watch out it's a Håkon
Håkon by Notfakedude December 11, 2018
Man who buys items on installment
Guy at restaurant: Can I buy this ramen on installment?

Chef: Nani?! Are you a Håkon or something?
Håkon by Spanjakk December 12, 2018
Håkon is usually the name of a sexy man, who has an enormous penis and is not afraid to use it. He has a nice car and is very rich. Håkon gets the prettiest girls.
Guy1- Hey Håkon! I wanna be you man
Håkon - I know am really hot.
Håkon by DefinitelyNotHåkon February 19, 2020
The coolest person on the entire fucking planet.
OMG look its Håkon. He is just so fucking cool.
Håkon by whalla gangster November 11, 2020
Big and sexy.
Verry cool håkon
Håkon by Verysexymen February 4, 2021
Håkon is sexy
Håkon so sexyyyyy
Håkon by Verysexymen February 4, 2021