The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other
frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating
said frozen treat.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the
carpet samples?
Justin: Nah dude, I'
ve got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the
use of my hands.